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He's not falling head over heels for a golden-eyed, handsome bloodsucker in the environs of Forks, Washington. No sir, Steven Seagal doesn't have time for 
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Posted by: Too much time on his hands... on December 1, 2008 at 13:34:32
You ever notice how many of Steven Seagal's movies have only three words in the title?
Against the Dark, Out for Justice, On Deadly Ground, Half Past Dead, Fire Down Below, The Glimmer Man, Marked for Death, Hard to kill...
It's not just me, is it?
Posted by: GP on December 1, 2008 at 13:38:15
Three more words....SOUNDS LIKE CRAP!
Posted by: Michael on December 1, 2008 at 13:49:47
"There's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity."
I just spat coffee all over my monitor.
Posted by: crap movies on December 1, 2008 at 13:52:00
so... hes a white version of blade?
Posted by: Ryan Rotten, Managing Editor on December 1, 2008 at 14:03:45
These are the best comments I've read all day.
Posted by: HorrorKing97 on December 1, 2008 at 16:18:02
I agree with you, GP. It sounds like crap indeed.
Posted by: rdj on December 1, 2008 at 16:28:11
Lose The Ponytail
Posted by: Shirlgirl13 on December 1, 2008 at 16:30:52
AWWW, come on guys, let's give it a looksee before we pan it. Maybe it will be a good comedy??? I guess it will be out on DVD or DTV?
Posted by: ico on December 1, 2008 at 16:39:35
He's still alive?
Posted by: joe asylo on December 1, 2008 at 17:01:10
yeah really lose the ponytail.
Posted by: Kris Avalon on December 1, 2008 at 17:52:12
Steven Seagal lost the ponytail a long time ago. Jean Claude Van Damme lost out to a role to Seagal because he was willing to cut his hair. As for the other comments, you guys are pretty funny with the panning of this film. Keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Kevin on December 1, 2008 at 19:47:10
I'd rather see Will Sasso as Steven Seagal than Steven Seagal as Steven Seagal in this piece of s**t
Posted by: Darkseid on December 1, 2008 at 19:56:19
Who keeps putting him in movies. Are they that desperate to make a movie?
Posted by: David Ryals on December 1, 2008 at 21:47:44
**** ALL YOU *******S!!! This is going to be the best film ever made. Viva Seagal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ico on December 1, 2008 at 22:50:38
Rumor has it that he has some friends in the mob who produce his movies.
Posted by: Space Monkey on December 1, 2008 at 23:19:41
HAHAHA
I honestly can't even offer up a legit comment. This is just too funny!
What's next, Dolph Lundgren starring in a zombie movie?????????????????????
Posted by: 80Pork on December 2, 2008 at 05:53:32
"What's next, Dolph Lundgren starring in a zombie movie?????????????????????"
Yeah...it's called "I Come in Pieces"...sorry, couldn't resist...
Posted by: Jack Burton on December 2, 2008 at 08:50:29
I haven't seen a Seagal movie since Half Past Dead, but I'll definitely be all over this one.
Posted by: jake on December 2, 2008 at 11:03:50
"There's nothing left to lose but the last of humanity."
I just spat coffee all over my monitor.
better if you imagine the voiceover guy saying the line then looking up and saying to the producer "Really? thats the tag line?"
Posted by: seagal baby on December 2, 2008 at 13:03:06
its his future america
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY&feature=related
Posted by: oldschool on December 2, 2008 at 15:37:51
Got some other ones for you, these are the movies he should make (the big fat budda man).
OVER THE HILL.
ALL WASHED UP.
GET A LIFE.
LEARN TO ACT.
FULL OF SH**
LOL he is so washed up.
Posted by: ico on December 2, 2008 at 15:41:22
oldschool
"Got some other ones for you, these are the movies he should make (the big fat budda man).
OVER THE HILL.
ALL WASHED UP.
GET A LIFE.
LEARN TO ACT.
FULL OF SH**"
LOL. Good one.
Posted by: Hannibal King on December 2, 2008 at 18:09:43
I think it's a good fit IMO, as Steven Seagal and Vampires both have one important thing in common - It's in their nature to suck.
Posted by: Steven Millan on December 2, 2008 at 18:21:03
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.......Vern(Ain'tItCool's official Seagal fan"geek"/Seagal film reviewer)might hear you and swing a mighty mean aikido chop for the honor of his favorite actor(since we know how much he loves Seagal and his films).
BTW:looks like Seagal has caught the horror bug,for maybe we'll be seeing him drift into sci-fi films(since he was Fox Studio's original choice to replace Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Predator 2"),westerns,and--heck!!--even wield a mean looking butcher knife(in a DTV slasher film).
Posted by: Lonewolf on December 10, 2008 at 15:31:01
Steven Seagal is awful and so are his movies. Him battling vampires doesn't make it any better.
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