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Posted by: anders on June 19, 2008 at 19:50:17

i thought the original was the funny version... funny in a kind of "wow, is this really happening? " kind of funny

Posted by: Black Right Fist on June 19, 2008 at 19:53:17

Yeah no kidding...I also didn't know there was a serious version..

Posted by: steve on June 19, 2008 at 20:25:37

this has gotta be a frickin' joke! "original cult classic?" Bollocks! more like "unoriginal pile of crap!"

Posted by: artofwar on June 19, 2008 at 20:26:22

wait the funny version? i laughed at the first one....wait...no not even that i laughed at the first ones standee whe i looked down and saw the directors name...that was funny. but this is to long of a joke please stop.....die uwe die

Posted by: MongooseMatt on June 19, 2008 at 20:37:31

Wouldn't be great if Uwe Boll just never made another movie again... like ever.

Posted by: I AM THE WALLACE (William) on June 19, 2008 at 22:52:41

Alligators are proof that even before humanity existed, God had a plan for dealing with Uwe Boll.

Posted by: fubar on June 19, 2008 at 23:10:24

so did the million petition go through yet for stopping uwe boll from making movies? ive voted did anybody else? if not join the fight and lets bring this talentless ******* down.

Posted by: Uwe Boll's Worst Nightmare on June 20, 2008 at 00:50:18

**** you, Uwe Boll. You reading this, mother****er?? You better hope you don't ever run into me cuz I'll kick your goddamn teeth in.

Posted by: anders on June 20, 2008 at 02:25:17

Will there be additional video game footage? I thought it was hillarious (or pathetic) that they actually had to include clips from the arcade game in this movie

i guess the reason i thought it was funny was because at that moment my friend (who rented it) yelled "F * * K !..ok, I just wasted 5 dollars, let's take this back."

Posted by: Blacknun on June 20, 2008 at 07:34:53

so who is Siegfried Wienermeister?

Posted by: Vortex on June 20, 2008 at 13:10:22

I just checked the date and it's nowhere NEAR April 1st! What can the explanation possibly be? Perhaps I am taking crazy pills?

Posted by: sammy sam saminson on June 20, 2008 at 13:13:13

am i the only one on here who likes looking at trainwrecks?! there's no way this is going to be worse than the original (which was so bad i couldn't even laugh at it)...i for one am kind of excited for this particular steaming pile of....

Posted by: Captain Arlong on June 20, 2008 at 14:46:54

Sounds like Boll wants to milk more money out of his movies.

Posted by: joe asylo on June 20, 2008 at 15:20:42

or he just deperate to get some.

Posted by: come on in, take yer shirt off,stay awhile on June 20, 2008 at 15:26:48

uwe boll should just kill himself.save everyone from ever having to even see a poster that says
"from director uwe boll..."

Posted by: wyngarde on June 20, 2008 at 16:49:25

Uwe rules.

He's a million times better Brad Fuller, Michael Bay and Marcus Nipple combined.

Yes, I know what I'm saying.

It takes guts for a director to do this to their own film and celebrate the notorious following of this movie.

Now if only Bay would re-cut Transformers into "Transformers: The Version With The Robots In It For More Than 5 Minutes" the no pee-jokes edition!

I'd rather Bay & Fuller kill themselves than Boll, so we never have sit through another remake again. Boll's not the problem. These guys are.

Posted by: ajdkj on June 20, 2008 at 18:16:09

is it going 2 b bloodier than the retard original or the same n just funny?

mayb wyngarde and uwe should kill themselves those gay lovers

transformers wz badass and so wz txs chainsw remake

Posted by: Malich2121 on June 21, 2008 at 10:33:11

Just an update -- No, people, Uwe Boll is not reading these posts and he's not afraid of you "kicking his teeth in." He's making movies while you jerk off in your parent's basement and beg for handouts. Terrible movies? Absolutely. But if you hate the man so much you're resorting to physical threats, just STOP watching his movies for **** sake and go out there and get yourself a life. There are plenty of real issues to stress yourself about in this world.

Posted by: BoggyCreekBeast on June 21, 2008 at 10:46:12

Does Lionsgate have NO shame?!

Posted by: James Ybyry on June 21, 2008 at 14:41:03

I am a HUGE fan of Uwe. For every whiner who boycotts his work, I'll buy two DVD's.

Posted by: ocsibrm on June 21, 2008 at 17:49:16

James Ybyry - I've never met a billionaire before.

The guy who was threatening to beat up Uwe Boll - You obviously never heard of when he fought his critics in the ring. Uwe Boll is an angry german man, and huge, he would end you, unless you're like, Kimbo Slice or something.

Lastly, At least they can't make the movie any *WORSE*

Posted by: Keith on June 21, 2008 at 18:12:10

Malich2121: Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: its late i'm tired on June 21, 2008 at 19:39:27

Uwe is a ****ing tool he should have never made any movies has he ever... ever made a good movie just name one just one somebody! he sucks so much!

Posted by: petrefax on June 22, 2008 at 23:18:16

I somewhat admire Boll how he can convince studios to keep bankrolling his films. Granted, most of his first films was thanks to a German tax shelter law which made the films producers like a real life version of the Mel Brook's The Producers but still the guy somehow convinces studios to bankroll his movies and he gets quasi famous actors to work for chicken feed. Yes he makes god awful movies but I gotta admire his tenacity/luck and if he can make a buck off this movie more power to him.

Posted by: KRAZY ****666 on June 23, 2008 at 01:24:03

I KINDA WONDER WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO DO THIS I SAW THE MOVIE AND IT WAS ****ING A PIEACE OF ****ING **** I HATED AND "HOUSE OF THE DEAD 2" WAS A PIEACE OF **** TOO????