13 Things We’re Pretty Sure Will NOT Be in Gareth Edwards’ Godzilla

rodanAllow me to hit bait and have a bit of fun. Like you, I'm being driven by rabid excitement over the release of Godzilla. I've always been a fan…hell, since I became inseparable with a giant plastic Godzilla toy when I was four or five. And what's fun to track about this new Gareth Edwards-directed film is the speculation. My, has it been worked into a tizzy. Is Rodan in the film? How many monsters are there? Does Godzilla have atomic breath?

Well, one thing is for sure – yes, he has atomic breath. That's been confirmed. As for the rest? Who knows, for sure…

There are 13 things I'm pretty certain will not be in the new film opening May 16th and I've compiled them here. If anything, this collection only goes to show where the Toho franchise steered Godzilla and how much of an impact he's had on pop culture since being introduced as a harbinger of doom in 1954.