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Jersey Shore Shark Attack Trailer Melts Your Brain

Apologies for yet another story about Jersey Shore Shark Attack.  Last month, we warned you of this nature-run-amok flick starring Paul Sorvino, Jack Scalia, Tony Sirico, Melissa Molinaro, Joey Fatone and Vinny Guadagnino

John Shepphird directs and, today, we have a trailer to share.

Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that’s just a legend… or is it? It’s a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn’t until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.